Dirty Pick Up Lines for Girls

dirty pick up lines for girlsThe following lines are more or less to take in with a winking eye. However, most guys do love women who are direct and know what they want, especially confident men. So grab your best friend and go out there and have some fun surprising guys, shocking them or just make them laugh. It can make so much fun to meet new people if you do not take it dead serious. These dirty pick up lines for girls are conversation starters that will definitely stick in his mind and might make him wonder a little bit.

My friends over there all thought you were gay, but I believe you’re straight, care to prove them wrong with me?

Hey Mister, you’ve got something on your butt. “What is it?” – My eyes

Are those pants on sale? Cause they’re 100% off at my place!

Do you want to give me an Australian kiss? It’s like French kissing but you’re going down under

Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.

Did you just fart?…cause you just blew me away

If you want to sleep with me, don’t say anything, just smile…

I have 15 minutes of time and 8 inches of space

How about you and I go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes

Want to go back to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?

Perhaps we could get together sometime and feed the beaver some wood?

I feel like a tropical island today. I am hot, wet and just waiting for some tourists

You, me, handcuffs and whipped cream. What do you think?

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put your penis between my legs.

Your clothes would look good on my floor

You look like an angel, tell me do angels like boobs?

My magic watch says you aren’t wearing any pants… “but I am…” Oh, it must be 15 minutes fast

You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime.

Hey handsome, I’ll buy you a shot, I’m guessing you’re a “sex on the beach” kind of guy or maybe a “one night stand in a hotel” kind a guy, oh you haven’t heard of that last shot?

How do you like your sausage in the morning… scrambled or blown?

You’re on my list of things to do tonight.

Here you have 20 cents, go and call your mother and tell her that you won’t come home tonight

Although you cannot be the first one anymore, you can be the next one

99 % of men are unfulfilled. Well but I can’t be everywhere

I’d like to have breakfast with you. May I invite you for dinner?

Nice shirt you are wearing. Can I talk you out of it?

I’m feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?

I’m single, you too? Ok let us make a LP.

Are you the delivery man? Because I believe you have a package for me

I watched the weather forecast. They said I could expect some inches tonight.